Towel, towel, towel
Most of these are towels.
The time of the year is upon us once again to pretend to give a shit about each other. To make sure you spend as much money on the person as they spent on you. So, while you wrap up that single barrel bourbon for me, I will be individually wrapping those chocolate gold coins for every facebook friend i have, even the fake profiles. We here at the AltDaily office have been concocting a plan to save you from the proverbial christmas shits. Something that will give you some mental chocolate to roll your salt in throughout the month of december.
The answer? Come escape with us to the Naro for the best christmas movie ever made, ‘Scrooged‘. Directed by Richard Donner (The Goonies, Lethal Weapon) and starring Bill Murray (Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day), Carol Kane (The Princess Bride, Annie Hall), Bobcat Goldthwait (God Bless America, Police Academy 3), and David Johansen, ‘Scrooged’ takes a poke at Charles Dickens‘ immortal classic, ‘A Christmas Carol‘. Murray stars as TV exec Frank Cross, a miserable, lonely man who hates himself and everyone else around him and finds redemption after being shown the error of his ways by the ghosts of christmas past, present, and future…hilarity ensues.
I relate to Frank Cross, I dislike most people, and when presented with my past blunders and future fates, I will call upon Ghost Adventures to gather the evidence. That’s all i have to says about that.
So before you get all crazy with the soup kitchen volunteering and braving the awful, long lines fulfilling your loved ones wishlists, come join us for an awesome night filled with booze and Bill Murray. The date: December 6, The Time: 9pm, The Venue: Naro Cinema, RSVP: here. In the usual AltDaily manner, we will have a cash bar up front, plenty of prizes to give away, and a shitty sweater contest. Let’s Party.