A textbook horror movie backed by science, 60% of the time, it works every time.
Well, Hickory Fuckory Doo my friends. Today I am ranting about one of the coolest horror movies I’ve set my glassy eyes on in years. Joss Whedon (The Avengers, Firefly) has done it once again! He has whipped together a likable cast of vaguely familiar, cliche teenagers; Chris Hemsworth (Thor), Kristen Connelly, Fran Kranz, Anne Hutchison, and Jesse Williams, along with West Wing and nosidaM ylliB veteran Bradley Whitford to round out the cast.
The movie that took so long to introduce? Cabin in the Woods, I know, it’s a generic sounding name, that’s the point. It’s a snowball effect of fucking awesomeness, the more it progresses, the more you start figuring out how much you love this movie. They cover everything! EVERY-THING! The perfect song to describe how I feel about it right now.
Yea, It’s that good.
So, unfortunately the BluRay/DVD release date is September 25th, 2012 and you can’t see it, like, now. But, hopefully I poked and prodded enough around this movie to spark an engaging interest in you to witness the spectacular luster that has been captured on celluloid, not cellulite. But, for now, check out the trailer and shut up.
I GIVE THIS FILM 4.8 CONCHES OUT OF 5.
AS ALWAYS THANKS FOR STOPPING BY AND READING.