First rule of this review is
NO ONE TALKS
ABOUT THIS REVIEW.
Second rule of this review is OKAY, YOU CAN TALK ABOUT THIS REVIEW. One of the coolest films to come along in the last two decades is being presented on the big screen once again by your friends at AltDaily. This film will have an anarchic effect on your psyche much like the feeling after one plays Grand Theft Auto. So, we ask you to please refrain from setting anything on fire, blowing up any buildings, or fucking shit up after the movie is finished. What you do at home is your business. We appreciate your cooperation in this matter.
These are by far the easiest reviews to write. Most of you reading this have seen the movie and if you haven’t then I will not ruin it for you. It also makes it harder to implant subliminal penises into the script.
Based on the novel written by Chuck Palahniuk (Haunted, Choke, Invisible Monsters), directed by David Fincher (se7en), and starring Brad Pitt (12 Monkeys, Inglourious Basterds), Edward Norton (Red Dragon, American History X), and Helena Bonham Carter (Most of Tim Burton‘s movies), ‘Fight Club‘ may be one of the most important films you will ever see. Its’ “Fuck Everything!” attitude speaks to the heart of the asshole in all of us. It screams to our internal urge to flip off your boss or stick your dick into your customer’s chocolate pudding. So to all the people who are sick and tired of the monotonous bullshit in life and want to lash out against the mundane, all i have to say is “In Tyler We Trust”.
As mentioned before, AltDaily will be projecting ‘Fight Club’ onto the big screen at The Naro Cinema (map) on October 18, 2013 at 9:15 pm. In our usual fashion we will have a bar with alcoholic refreshments, contests to participate in, and prizes to win. Please click here to RSVP to the Facebook event.
PLEASE REMEMBER: “You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.”