.:Listen to the “I’m Only Four” playlist on Spotify:.

Towel, towel, towel

…vhs, towel.

Most of these are towels.

The time of the year is upon us once again to pretend to give a shit about each other. To make sure you spend as much money on the person as they spent on you. So, while you wrap up that single barrel bourbon for me, I will be individually wrapping those chocolate gold coins for every facebook friend i have, even the fake profiles. We here at the AltDaily office have been concocting a plan to save you from the proverbial christmas shits. Something that will give you some mental chocolate to roll your salt in throughout the month of december. 

The answer? Come escape with us to the Naro for the best christmas movie ever made, ‘Scrooged‘. Directed by Richard Donner (The Goonies, Lethal Weapon) and starring Bill Murray (Ghostbusters, Groundhog Day), Carol Kane (The Princess Bride, Annie Hall), Bobcat Goldthwait (God Bless America, Police Academy 3), and David Johansen, ‘Scrooged’ takes a poke at Charles Dickens‘ immortal classic, ‘A Christmas Carol‘. Murray stars as TV exec Frank Cross, a miserable, lonely man who hates himself and everyone else around him and finds redemption after being shown the error of his ways by the ghosts of christmas past, present, and future…hilarity ensues. 

I relate to Frank Cross, I dislike most people, and when presented with my past blunders and future fates, I will call upon Ghost Adventures to gather the evidence. That’s all i have to says about that.

So before you get all crazy with the soup kitchen volunteering and braving the awful, long lines fulfilling your loved ones wishlists, come join us for an awesome night filled with booze and Bill Murray. The date: December 6, The Time: 9pm, The Venue: Naro Cinema, RSVP: here. In the usual AltDaily manner, we will have a cash bar up front, plenty of prizes to give away, and a shitty sweater contest. Let’s Party.

Thanks for your time. 


About belchdini

I love horror and comedies mainly, My quest is to give my fellow bloggers brief reviews of the best and worst of horror tv and film with a twist of humor. My site will also display trailers of movies that i love and/or want to see. Please Enjoy! and share if you like what you read! I am also an avid musician and songwriter, short story writer, actor and student of computer science and graphic design. My bands include The Alaskan (alternative one man band), Slide of Hand (alternative comedy), and Happy Scrappy: Hero Pup (Improv Noise), links to all my music sites are listed below if you'd like a listen. I am certainly no expert when it comes to horror and comedy, my ego is just big enough to think people will read and enjoy, hopefully laugh at my posts. I know im not the only fucked up person in this world...ENJOY MY BRAIN, ZOMBIES!

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